#man sex

Umm.. bueno todos teneis muy claro hasta donde llega mi paranoia.. muchos tienen claro que puedo llegar a limites muy raritos.. pero esto ha llegado a sorprenderme a mi.

Hablando con mi amiga mont sobre sexo y ordenadores (si. que pasa, es una conversacion normal en #lan_party) .. me dio por poner sex unix en google, y mirar lo que aparecio.

http://sqzm14.ust.hk/sexman



For those of you who read this group and happen to be computer
geeks like me :), here's something I found some time ago in
/usr/local/emacs/etc/sex.6 (In with the emacs source.) on our
server...thought you might like it.

SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)

NAME
sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they
are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to
make things more interesting are as follows:

-1 masturbate

-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

-b buggery

-B animal
bestiality with animal

-c chocolate sauce option

-C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

-d file
get a date with the features described in file

-e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

-f foreplay option

-F nasal sex with plants

-i coitus interruptus (messy!)

-j jacuzzi option (California sites only)

-l leather option

-m masochism (see -s)

-M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

-n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
kills it)

-o oral option

-O parallel access (orgy)

-p debug option (proposition only)

-q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

-s sadism (target must set -m)

-S sundae option

-v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

-w whipped cream option

-W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
LOVERS
is a list of default partners which will be used if
none are specified in the command line. If any are
specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
/usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality

/usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates

/usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes

/usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment

BUGS
^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
Oldest program ever.

.. esto me supera..

Me queda 1 duda:
– ¿ Sera GPL ?

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