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«his is the UK response to the SNL Narnia Rap. It’s called “We Drink Tea”, and it was made by Sam Baron and Raph von Blumenthal from Cambridge, England. For more info visit www.illimms.com/narnia»
Es pegadizo.. (y gracioso)
.. si a alguno se os atraganta el inglés aquí teneis la letra.
Once upon a time There was a narnia rap And it caused quite a stir On the internat
From New York in the East
It went West, then doubled back
And before you could say snap
There was a battle of rap
What do you know?
This new sensation
Travelled across the sea
To England,
Where we love to drink
Motherfucking tea.
Tea, mother fucker fucker
Tea, mother fucker
We live in Cambridge
(That’s a city)
With a uni-ver-sity
English films are often gritty
But real life is not so shitty
We are from England
(Don’t you know?)
The home of movies that are great
We Brits make films like “The Ghost Train”
While you Yanks make “Snakes on a Plane”
Plane, mother fucker fucker
Plane, mother fucker
We’re not allowed to carry guns
As a result no one gets killed
We can drink beer at 18
We love to drink those mothers chilled!
But if you come over to England
Then I’m sure that you will see
That even beer can’t compare
To some mother fucking tea
Tea, mother fucker fucker
Tea, mother fucker
What is so special about England?
Do I hear you rightly ask us?
I reply: “We love to fight,
We love to kick foreigners arses!
You want proof? That’s not a problem
You see all you have to do
Is go and watch a football match
And ask anyone “Parlez Vous.. ?”
Before you know it
You’ll be lying on a stretcher for a bed
We louts should really just grow up
This ain’t a path we want to tread
En Angleterre we have a queen
In fact a whole damn monarchy
They use up millions of pounds
Which could have gone to charity
(Chari)ty mother fucker fucker
Tea mother fucker
Now just in case there is a chance
That you might need some more convincing
Please let me remind you that we Brits
Can act and dance and sing
You’ve heard of Orlando Bloom
He’s the exception to the rule
Everyone else from our small nation
Is just motherfuckin cool
We have Ken Loach and Charlie Chaplin
Alfred Hitchcock, Ridley Scott
Stanley Kubrick, Danny Boyle
Tell me if I need to stop
Terry Jones and Graham Chapman
Eric Idle and John Cleese
(Add in Michael Palin)
And they’re not a bunch to sneeze at
Maybe you’ve seen “The Office”
Or perhaps “Shaun of the Dead”
Oh there is nothing that can stop us
Unlike Clark Kent and his lead
Sure, we don’t have so much money
Or as many bombs or guns
But what we lack in armaments
We make up for with hot cross buns
After all that we’ve said
We hope that you can finally see
The only thing better than England is
Our motherfuckin tea.
All you other motherfuckers
With your Narnia raps,
Have been rapping about a kingdom
That ain’t even on your google maps
Did you not know CS Lewis
Was born and bred in the UK?
Maybe next time do your research
Don’t just fall back on AA (Milne!)
Pooh motherfucker
Winnie the Pooh motherfucker
Winnie the Pooh motherfucker
Winnie the, Winnie the, Winnie the
Cupcakes are for pussies
When it comes to teatime snacks
We all dunk scones into our tea
All other condiments are wack
You think you’re cool
Because your bodies
Look like Scarlett T. Johansson
We could as well but we prefer
To look like Sir Richard C. Branson
On an English Lazy Sunday
We hate golf and hoops and bowling
What we really love to do is read
Some good old JK Rowling
Don’t you know she wrote Harry Potter
And his life of wizardry
At Hogwarts they put spells on frogs
And drink their motherfuckin tea
Tea, mother fucker fucker
Tea, mother fucker
Tea.
